|via: vstahl / source: wariu||17 hours ago with 22,994 notes|
At work like
Customer: why is x so much money
Me: instead of asking me, the suffering proletariat ask why we continue to let capitalism do us like this. 5.38 please.
|via: misandryad /||5 days ago with 4,062 notes|
some white boy: why is it called history— why not herstory? makes u think huh?
y’all: omg he’s a feminist *leaks* imma make a home for his dick inside me.
|via: vstahl / source: tokomon||5 days ago with 12,201 notes|
me: goes to lowes
lowes man: how can I help you son
me: first of all I am not your son. second of all im only here because I love the thick stench of wood fibers and industrial chemicals
|via: oxeyegen / source: officialunitedstates||5 days ago with 44,283 notes|
*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*
|via: oxeyegen / source: yoncehaunted||5 days ago with 185,112 notes|
*takes a blurry iphone pic of the hole i bit in my tongue* for the gore blogs
|5 days ago|
i’m ok!! i didnt mean to freak anyone out i just cannot BELIEVE that happened. TV shows and movies did not prepare me for hurtling into a fucking cement guardrail. my jaw hurts and I can’t chew so good but i’ll just go to urgent care tomorrow if it’s still bad. once again, thanks Obama
|5 days ago|
like two hours ago i had an accident on the freeway and i hit the guardrail doing like, 60. my jaw hurts and everything sucks and i need a new car. thanks obama 👍
|5 days ago with 3 notes|
|via: jbaggles / source: kaz-miller||1 week ago with 34,033 notes|